Friday, April 26, 2013

Three-And-A-Half-Years Post-Scandal, And Lion Is Still Getting No Regard

It appears crazy that this coming Thanksgiving will indicate the fourth anniversary of Tiger Woods crashing his SUV to the oldest tree in Pottersville. Pottersville? You mean Bedford Falls. Nope, sorry Tiger a' youare still trapped in that alternative reality where everything went wrong. You know, where Elin faced you on your own cheating, took after you with a golf club, and you then sped down and careened into a tree, a hydrant and every media outlet in the planet. And then, depression occur. Your game suffered. Divorce. Elin passed Go, obtained $100 million. All of your ladyfriends began crawling out of the weeds, in unbearable single file. Didnat you think, 3 1/2 years later, that it'd have all blown over? Well, the Brand New York Post, for starters, won't ever forget. After a dubious fall through the second round of Mastersa play on Friday, the Post on Saturday developed the subject you see above. And boom!, itas 2009 again. Then this happened on Twitter: Johnson Vonn is of course the former husband of Lindsey Vonn, and Lindsey Vonn happens to be dating Woods a that is, if itas not absolutely all a publicity thing. It absolutely was Thomas Vonnas first twitter since Feb. 14, so you know he was just lying in wait for this one. So does it shock you that, in a Nielsen/ePoll, Woods was voted the third-most hated player in the U.S. ?? Lance Armstrong and Manti Teao concluded 1-2, and Tiger was a good third with a 19 per cent attraction standing. Thatas five points worse than Michael Vick, and eight points worse than NASCAR negative boy Kurt Busch. Wow. Why do we appear willing to acquit people like Ben Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis and Magic Johnson (the latter, of course, for The Magic Hour, which lasted five weeks on Fox in 1998), while Tiger is still the bottom of Post heading shenanigans and social media marketing abuse? Possibly itas because his chosen career lends itself to cracks. Any game with basketball, shaft and niblick right in its list of terms is merely asking for it. The only thing that could have made it worse is if he played cricket. However in reality, itas probably because heas Padraig Harrington. Lion has long been a, a a James Dean, and Pee Wee Herman. And when he wouldnat give everyone usage of his thoughts ahead of the scandal, many folks donat have any trouble walking all over them now. And letas face it: a lot of us are likely still identical components ashamed and jealous. Tiger had it all a' the great profession, the major money, the great wife a' and thought we would screw around, in the absolute most irresponsible fashion, anyway. Not privately, weare glad heas still getting some heat for that.

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