(Getty) The near certainty of Manchester United walking to another Premier League name thanks for their comfortable cause over reigning winners Man City took a bit of air out of the latest Manchester derby. But this rivalry is about a lot more than wallpaper and for one of the few times this season, City played around potential so they really could catch another win at Old Trafford in as many months. The 2-1 win for City just reduced Man United's lead to a still powerful 12 points in the table, however in the interest of maintaining ourselves entertained with the present insufficient title raciness, we're obliged to question, "What if it continued?" 97' -- Fresh off the beginning of his court-ordered 250 hours of community support for driving without insurance while disqualified, Carlos Tevez efforts to kill two birds with one stone by serving as a after being subbed off for Javi Garcia. He's unhelpful each time a tourist in a friendship scarf asks where the nearest bathroom is. 101' -- Aleksandar Kolarov still has not blinked since start. 109' -- Arsene Wenger texts Robin van Persie to remind him that he hasn't obtained in 8 weeks. Van Persie texts back once again to remind Wenger he really has more objectives than Olivier Giroud, Lukas Podolski, Marouane Chamakh and Nicklas Bendtner mixed. Wenger then requires, "texting while playing is not really professional." Van Persie replies with a photo of the Premier League prize. Wenger replies with an image of Van Persie's mother. 114' -- Referee Mike Dean tells Pablo Zabaleta just how many minutes City have gone as Premier League champions. 118' -- Chicharito remains way too polite to punch Sir Alex Ferguson in the face area with a sack of peas and say, "Danny Welbeck has one purpose in 24 hearings and I have ten in 16. You must certanly be beginning me you [Spanish curse words]!" 120' -- Ryan Giggs tells Gareth Barry to take his skateboard and his "drip-drop music" and get off his garden. (Getty) 125' -- Nani checks to see if any job search websites have results for groups in search of sportsmen. He ultimately ends up watching YouTube movies about the Illuminati as an alternative. 128' -- Phil Jones makes a like he just saw in the Ark of the Covenant. 133' -- Roberto Mancini momentarily forgets just what a disappointment in 2013 has been for his side and laughs. (Getty) 138' -- The match is abandoned when all the Man United fans pretend they don't care about the result by telling everybody that they do not care about the result and all the Man City fans enjoy like this was the only day of the season and Carlos Tevez refuses to wait any more before he cleans up the pitch.
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